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Shushugoku America Version!
Yeah!
So, how was it? America Version has started!
America Version is pretty good in Japanese, right?
Yeah, it's got some characters.
Oh, you have some!
We can talk about daily American stuff like this one day, but...
Oh, yeah?
We haven't really thought about it yet.
So let's gradually improve it!
It is on YouTube now.
chingou chingou chingou chingou
no no no no!
stop the chingou!
stop chingou!
first of all, we have a new channel.
We will show you our past videos.
You can see it at once.
Overseas viewers can also watch it.
Japanese viewers can also watch it.
So, it means that it's delicious in Japan and in America, right?
Delicious.
Delicious twice.
Yes.
Not just once, but twice delicious.
How about the third time?
The third time is also delicious.
Ah, so it's always delicious?
Delicious.
Very delicious.
Then, it's not gum anymore!
Hahahahaha!
Gum!
Hahahahaha!
Yeah!
Good job, Shushut!
The first compilation is Shushut & Kazuno, a special project of this channel.
Smell...
Smell and smell.
Smell...
Smell is...
Smell?
It's a smell.
Smell?
Yes.
I'll explain the rules.
First, Mr. Jindai will write his answer and guess which answer he wrote.
What are you saying?
Why do I have to write my answer?
[PH] Jindai's answer
Well, Mr. Jindai, here is the rule.
This bigger hole...
Yes.
And you'll cover your eyes and take out only your nose from this hole.
Huh? Like this?
That's right.
We are at the tip of this nose you took out and we're pushing you.
Do you understand?
Do you understand?!
[PH] Nose in.
Then, please put your nose in.
Hole in the Rose.
What? But...
Is your nose okay?
I'm doing my best.
Anesthetic will be applied here.
What is this?
It's my finger.
By the way, it's a finger that touched an anus.
It's dirty!
Wash it! Disinfect it!
Disinfect it!
It's dirty!
Do it now!
Let's get started.
Let's go!
Ah...
Huh?
Wait a second.
Three seconds.
Three...
Two...
One...
Start!
Hahahahaha!
It smelled a little.
Hey!
How did you feel?
It smelled.
Did it smell?
Very much.
What would you compare it with?
It smelled a little like coconut.
It smelled sweet and gentle.
It didn't smell bad.
Understood.
Let's move on to the second one.
The second one is...
The registration...
I don't know what it is.
So gross!
It stinks!
It stinks! What was that?
I can't stand it.
It stinks! I'm bad at smelling!
It really stinks!
Wow! Are you serious!?
This guy stinks!
Wow!
It looks like a dog's tail!
Who is that!?
[PH] Wait a minute!
It stinks!
Ticket! Thank you for your hard work!
Next, we'll have a popular segment.
Between zacos and cookies, which one smells better?
We'll compete for the smell of their poop.
We'll compete for their cleanliness.
We'll compete for their poop!
Here it is, our poop competition.
Now, cleanliness is an incredibly important issue in our day.
That's right, honestly.
The only thing that can clear up that cleanliness is poop.
How beautifully poop can be broken.
I think this is very important.
So we've made a device.
It's an English word, but it's clearly attached.
And beyond that word is our...
Whaaat?
Directly from the mountains.
From the mountains, yes.
We took it and there's no air in it.
There's even dirt left.
Organic poop.
The one who sucks on it and smells it loses.
The one without cleanliness.
The one who doesn't smell wins.
OK, let's go with the one who doesn't smell.
The one who doesn't smell will win.
I can't get it out.
I'm nervous.
It's poop. What should I do?
When it's four times bigger...
Oh, I see.
It's really poop.
Don't say poop.
This is how you do it.
Open your mouth.
Oh, you twist it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Super sticky.
Sorry, I farted.
What's wrong?
I just farted.
But you're already out of it.
What are you doing?
Do you know what you're doing?
I just farted.
You're farting on the mud.
What a waste.
Sorry.
You can't do anything.
Stink! Stink!
Stink!
It stinks!
Seriously?
I'm getting a lot of poison!
It stinks!
It's terrible!
It stinks a lot!
I thought it wouldn't work, so I took it all in!
It stinks a lot!
I'm crying.
It's really disgusting!
It stinks!
Oh my gosh!
I'm embarrassed.
It's really bad!
It's really embarrassing.
It's been a while since I said it's bad.
Was it really bad?
It was really bad!
Did it smell that bad?
Hey, say it when you leave.
It stinks.
Whoa, Regina!
Hey, Regina!
Is it?
So thousand years old!
Look at you!
This is crazy!
Not comfortable.
I'm sick of this.
I hate this.
I hate that.
I'm sick of this.
It's too hot!
[PH] Oh, it's starting.
I heard it from here.
Oh, it's hot!
Wait a minute.
I'm scared.
I'm a guest.
I said it was a stick here.
LOL
It stinks!
It's funny to smile like that.
This is good.
THE FIGHT
Is it a match?
Match?
A match?
Match.
If you lose, you lose.
Excellent.
If you lose, you lose.
If you fall, you fall.
This is new.
It could go worldwide.
It was freezing just now.
This is a match.
It's a battle style.
With this...
I just did it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Zaku, you just dropped it.
You just dropped it.
Zaku, you just dropped something bad.
Scary.
It's stuck, it's stuck, it's stuck.
It's stuck, it's stuck.
Thank you for your hard work, Ticket!
The third one is...
A mysterious creature lurking in the jungle.
The Couch Cookie Adventure Series.
Monday Special.
The Couch Cookie Adventure Series.
A phantom population of the big city of Tokyo.
They chase a dark-skinned man with scissors.
What kind of creature is this man with a huge pair of scissors, black-scissors man?
To solve that mystery, the fearless expedition team challenged the dense forest area where danger is everywhere.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
Now, a huge giant octopus is standing under my feet.
Is it standing?
It's standing.
One shot, the expedition team avoided the giant octopus' ambush with Captain Cookie's precise judgment.
Over there?
That way.
Wait a minute.
Yes! Let's hear their response.
Depending on the jungle's response, the two look for the man-scissors-man's hideout.
Yes! This way! This way!
When they try to proceed,
I can't hear anything.
Watch out!
The giant trees are trying to attack us.
No, no, they're staying still.
They're staying still more than anyone.
That was helpful.
There, the giant trees, which are in the way of their movement,
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Let's hear their response.
Can you hear it?
I'm alive.
The expeditionary team goes on a journey relying on their abilities.
At that time...
What is this?
Huh?
He ate it.
Are you okay?
It's an ice sugar.
Ice sugar, huh?
Stay close.
You shouldn't eat what you dropped.
Let's proceed.
Are you okay?
The ice sugar around here is harmless.
Really?
You can't even imagine.
The land around here is harmless.
I don't want to eat it.
You threw it at me.
Huh? Which one is the ice sugar?
He's looking for an ice sugar.
You can't miss this part!
Ah! It's ice sugar!
It's not ice sugar!
It's ice sugar!
He threw it!
Are you okay?
I'm not okay!
With a sense of relief, Captain Cookie, who had ice sugar in his mouth, is in trouble.
Something strange is happening in my mouth now.
I just ate an ice sugar bar.
It's a magical iceberg.
Even a child can't fool it.
It's a treasure.
Then, pick it up from the colander.
It's a black tree.
It's dangerous if you say it like that.
It stinks!
That's another story.
It stinks!
Let's proceed with the report.
Let's proceed.
He tried to look around and then try to move forward.
At that moment, a cloud army with poison pointed their fangs at Captain Cookie.
It's better to say that than ice sugar.
This is more like an adventure.
It's poisonous spider!
Poisonous spider!?
Don't do it!
Where did you get bitten!?
Please suck it up!
Please suck it up with your mouth!
Where!?
[PH] Here!
It stinks!
Where did you get bitten!?
It stinks!
What are you doing!?
Where did you get bitten!?
We got bitten!
An expedition team has passed through a large group of poisonous spiders.
They even tried to go further into the deep forest.
At that very moment...
A red and cold and suspicious bench.
It's not suspicious.
It's weird to see a bench like this in the middle of nature.
[PH] It's weird.
It's a trap!
A trap?
It's a trap!
Where did you go with the trap setting?
It was this way earlier.
This is how you do it.
I did it, but over the top.
Yeah.
Over the top.
No one knows that Stallone needs to shift his hat.
There's a lot of talk about this channel in the 80s.
Oh, I stumbled.
What's wrong?
I stumbled.
You stumbled?
Please leave me alone first.
No...
Are you okay?
Don't be dramatic.
Suddenly, Cookie Captain says his legs hurt.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I'll stay here as it is.
Everyone, please come back with your stickers.
I got it!
I know!
Let's go!
Nothing's happening!
Follow me!
Something's happening!
Cookie Captain, tired of fighting, decided to leave it there.
Zacos Captain...
It's dangerous!
You're annoying.
It's dangerous!
You can't say that!
Don't hit the jar! Eat it!
It's dangerous!
That's dangerous!
It stinks in here!
Captain Cookie has left, and the two have become an expeditionary force.
Just as they were closing their mouths...
What's up? Who's there?
At last, the black scissor man, a human being, appeared.
It should be dead.
What's that?
It should be dead.
I've seen this before!
I remember it now!
Is that a scissorhands?!
I won!
I was caught!
Cut it yourself!
It was cut clean!
It's a scissorhands!
Scissorhands?!
I'm scared of it.
I'm scared of that weapon too.
Aaaaaah!
Scary!
It's really dangerous.
I'm dead.
He's really getting his fingers out of the scissors, but is it okay?
Will it come in?
Oh, it's still doing something.
It's coming.
What is that?
It's picking up luggage.
Hey, don't pick it up.
Don't pick it up.
No, no, no.
Is it a thief or just a human being?
The black scissor man, an artificial human, committed suicide.
The Japanese people, after the lonely Akira,
are said to be extinct in a remote land in Tokyo.
The fearless expeditionary force, determined to contact the unknown tribe,
challenged themselves to Batamo and Mitsurin area.
Ahhh...
This is it!
Look! A wild Akira is coming out!
A wild Akira?
He looks like a resident of the area.
Akira!
Is he big?
He's big.
He's not small, is he?
He's not small!
Why is that?
Because he's Akira!
There's no reason for that.
Does Akira live in one body?
One body, huh?
Doesn't he have an amulet?
I know only one fierce creature that rules this city.
Fierce creature!
Why?
Because it's...
ACHILLES!
You know it, right?
Hey...
You have no persuasion.
Why?
There's no reason.
You don't have to be serious.
And you shouldn't walk in the middle of the road.
You should walk in the middle of the road.
That's not it!
It's huge!
No it's not!
It's not easy to wake it up like this!
It's not easy!
Take it easy!
Look! That's the head of the giant turtle!
It's huge!
It's a giant turtle!
Is this the shell and that's the head?
It's got a narrow neck!
Imagine!
It's not a song with a mask and a head on his back.
But John Lennon doesn't say that.
You're stupid, aren't you?
No.
John Lennon doesn't say that.
What is it?
You're stupid, aren't you?
Dad, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm not a weirdo!
I'm not a weirdo, I'm sorry!
My legs are split!
My legs are already split!
That's not what I meant...
Stop it!
Please leave me alone!
Please say something!
I'm split!
I'm done for!
You should have a little more self-confidence.
I really want to find Akira!
Do it for me!
Akira!
I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
I want to find Akira!
This is when he's the wildest.
Akira, I want you to leave me alone!
Akira!
That's enough.
I'm sick of it!
Let's go!
How much longer are you going to do this?
Leave me alone!
You should leave me alone!
I'm sick of it!
Why do you touch me like that?
What's with that?
It's sad.
Don't make me sad.
The two expedition teams who left the Zacoche captainate
were heading for that moment.
Finally, the last resident of Japan,
the lonely Akira, has appeared.
I'm sorry.
He's really doing it.
He's doing it.
He's really standing up.
It's not Hiya-hiya.
It's over.
This channel is over.
I was called and I'm done.
Even if you wear black pants, if you have that quality, it's worth it.
If you have that level, put on dark colored rubber.
No, no.
No!
No, you can't!
It's not enough for you to have only things, but it's worth it if you wear it there.
Go home.
The resident, lonely Akira, is gone.
A Dark Shadow of the City Labyrinth, Secret Dead Man, Vampire Demon, Uo-Ri-O-E.
What kind of creature is Uo-Ri, which melts into the fog and bewitches humans?
The fearless expeditionary team, who revealed its true identity, set foot in the fog again.
It took 18 hours from Japan by plane, 4 hours by plane from the airport, and 8 hours by car.
It took a lot of time, captain.
Setagaya park.
My back is already tired.
Your back is tired from moving.
There's something in this jungle!
It's better to be careful.
There's a
That's him.
Let's say it's him!
A mysterious figure like a chameleon,
what is a submarine machine, Wally?
In order to find out what it is,
we tried to close our mouths.
At that moment...
Captain!
Yes!
Can I have a little time?
Sure.
Toilet break.
Toilet break?!
You're well maintained.
It's important!
Make sure there's no toilet!
Hey...
You see...
Oh no... The indigenous people...
The indigenous people are gathering...
You see, it's better for the children and the wolves to be seen!
It's cowardly!
It's indigenous people!
Indigenous people...
You're still wearing your T-shirt...
The expedition team, who were discovered by indigenous people...
Just at that moment...
They're biting me!
The engineer's assistant was late for the cookie delivery!
What is this?!
Oh, my!
It's a little overworked.
I think it's okay if you don't cut it that far.
Oh, my!
It was dangerous.
It's a dangerous shoe.
If I had been three seconds later,
my shoe would have been broken.
It's broken!
Were you in love?
An emergency! An expedition that avoided an ambush from the natives!
But they were relieved!
What's wrong?
I'm thirsty!
Don't take the vending machine!
It's a mirage!
It's a mirage! It's clearly visible!
Are they tired of traveling?
They can see a mirage!
It's the power of the turning demon!
There is certainly nothing!
It's here! It's here! It's a vending machine!
An expeditionary force showed its hallucination with the power of a fortune-teller.
And then...
What's wrong?!
My foot's shaking! My foot's shaking!
Commander Cookie, who accidentally shook his foot!
Are you okay?!
I can't go forward anymore...
Yeah! You go first!
I'm going!
Leave it to me!
You say that when there's a big incident.
Come from over there!
Please don't lose to the confusion that will come from now on!
Please don't end my life in a miserable way!
Please find it!
I will!
That's me and the captain...
And that's Kizuna.
Kizuna!
I'm...
It's raining...
Let's go!
It may rain.
If it rains...
Watch your driving!
He'll be fine.
He's no good. He's a designer.
He'll be fine.
That way!
It's like a broadcast.
This is a song of the indigenous people!
A song of the indigenous people, huh?
They're singing in words I can't understand!
It's Japanese though...
Listening to the indigenous people's song,
they were closing their eyes.
Just at that moment...
Aaaaaah!
Ah!
What's that?!
Ah!
At last,
the mysterious messenger,
the pervert demon,
Worley,
has appeared!
Huh?
What's that?!
It's stopped...
Yeah...
What's that?!
No, it's a wholly.
No, wholly, when red comes out of the forest like this, it stands out the most.
Which one is wholly?
No, you know.
Which one is wholly?
Red is the best match for green.
What?
It's like the recipe of a butcher shop.
Where is it?
If you pull green and put red on it, it stands out.
You don't know anything because you've been conquered?
No, you know.
It's harder to tell with a stack.
Where is it?
Yeah, it's all black and stuff.
I don't know.
Oh, you know.
I know, I know.
Where is it?
Hey.
You can tell we've come this far.
We've passed by. There was one just now.
Where is it?
There was one just now.
What?
There was one just now. It's right there.
I don't know.
You don't know? You're so stubborn.
This ball...
Why do you have a Harry Potter's cane?
You went to the USA.
USJ is over.
Like muffler and cane.
USJ is done.
You are taking a turn.
No, I am not.
I went to Osaka for a picnic.
USJ was fun.
I stayed overnight.
I should take a break.
Stop it.
Wait a moment.
The mysterious vehicle, the Uorie submachine gun, was real!
Thank you for your hard work, Richard!
The last of the compilation is the opening ceremony held at the end of the program.
A new program has begun!
Oh, good!
Is this a program?
In this windless state of entenka paki bare...
Is it here? Entenka paki bare?
It was a heavy rain until a while ago.
Wetness zero...
Wetness, wetness, great wetness.
This time, we have guests who should be commemorated.
Let's have the opening guest do it.
Here you go!
Do something!
No, no, no.
You have to say more.
I can't do that note.
Why do you have to do that?
Either of you stop him!
I'm not sure about this arrangement.
It's a lame arrangement.
How can we finish this?
Let's start tape-gathering.
Let's do it.
We'll start from here.
Let's start with scissors.
Scissors.
Scissors are here.
I'm in the worst situation.
You know what I mean.
Scissors are up there.
That's it.
Let's go to the master's head first.
Let's go.
Here?
Yes.
Is it that separated?
Is it together?
I got a shock!
It's the worst!
It hurts!
It's the worst!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is not good!
What?
I hate the shape of your hair.
Get down properly.
I got a shock!
We should make it cuter like this.
[PH] Exactly.
What are you doing?
Don't touch it.
Oh, don't touch it.
You are connecting again.
My nerves are like that.
Is there such a Bluetooth system?
It's weird.
We should make it cuter like an anime.
That's right.
It's amazing you say Bluetooth.
I'll say it with a thumbnail.
You should say Bluetooth.
You can't tell just by looking at it.
You can't use this to make a thumbnail with Bluetooth.
No, please don't. This won't open.
I'm actually inviting a guest.
A guest?
What do you want?
Can I call you by your nickname?
Sure, sure.
I'm sorry.
A guest?
Yes, a guest.
Bluetooth is pretty good.
It's good.
It's fine.
I have to keep throwing this somewhere.
Let's cut the tape.
If we cut the tape, it will end.
Is this over?
This is over.
You only have a minute before the match!
Give me a break!
Oh, it's you, Keido.
It's you!
What's up with that special guest?
Huh?
What's up with that special guest?
Scissorhands!
Scissorhands?
What are you doing with that tape and scissors with Scissorhands?
What's up with that?
I didn't have a bath.
You didn't have a bath, so you're wearing Scissorhands.
Come here.
Wait a minute.
This is a guest.
Don't cut your hand like that.
You will be cut.
I made a mistake in measuring the distance.
It was far away.
Your cost is too bad.
You have to lose your stamina and distance.
Take it off.
I'll take it off.
I'll leave it to the manager.
Is it a pun?
No, I didn't connect it.
If you did it, why did you do it here?
Cut it.
He cut it.
Open your mouth.
Why did you cut it in a fresh cross section?
Ueh!
Hahaha!
What?
No, no, at least it's a normal cut.
Ueh!
Hahaha!
You're laughing so much.
Ueh!
Hahaha!
Wait a minute.
What?
You're laughing like a baby.
Ueh!
How many times do you want me to do it?
Hahaha!
You're coughing.
Hahaha!
You're sick.
Hahaha!
That's not possible.
Hahaha!
No way.
Why?
Why don't you cut it into fresh pieces?
Don't say gohon-gohon!
It's a tape cutter!
It's hot!
Oh, here it comes!
Who is it?
You're wearing a scissorhandle.
What's that?
A drummer.
Janet Jackson.
Janet!
It's not Janet Jackson!
It's Janet, but...
Momo...
Monde? Monde Anna?
Monde Anna?
Don't say that!
If I feel it, my dad will react.
Monde Anna?
It's not a good idea.
I can't see it.
It may be correct.
This may be correct.
It may be correct.
I killed you.
You killed me.
There is no such thing as the latest Janett Tsukasa stupidity in the world!
You did it in the game against Ramefuto, didn't you?
You were screaming, but you didn't win.
You did it for me!
You won.
You're annoying me!
You did it for me!
You're stupid!
What is this!
Everyone can do it, so you can cut the tape!
Then let's do it.
Please do it.
Well, thank you for your hard work!
[PH] It's over.
OK!
Don't turn it!
We are finally streaming this kind of fun ride once a month in the US version.
So, Japanese people and Americans, and everyone who knows English other than the US, and everyone all over the world, please watch it with subtitles!
Watch it!
I have something to say!
I won't let you watch it!
I have something to say!
Watch it!
Watch it! Alludaharu says yes!